Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Grinning Man

I saw him, I saw the grinning man. During my trip to Roswell I stopped by some small towns and spoke to the denizens. My most eventful of trips was to New Jersey, Home of the New Jersey Devil but more on that later.

The Grinning man is the name given to mysterious men who appear usually around the times of UFO sightings, link? The grinning man is often said to be brutal, beating people up. His appearance is that of a bald, grinning face on a sparkling green suit, some reports say he wears even stranger garb with a large black waist belt.

Well that fit the description of the man I saw, I was driving at the time. On a somewhat secluded road, brush on the sides. I was listening to the radio at the time, Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey's Easy Lover. However, before the amazing chorus, the radio cut out, replaced with static. Soon afterwards, I drove past a man standing in the brush, I thought he was hitchhiking so I sped past, you know, hitchhikers=bad news. Anyway, I didn't think much of it at first but as I sped by, I noticed a green glistening so I inspected the rear view mirror. I saw the man from behind, he was bald and over 6 feet tall, wearing a sparkling green jacket, the rest was obscured by the brush.

When I arrived in town I was told by some locals I'd just missed a UFO. Many confirmed reports. This was no coincidence and things just get weirder let me tell you that.
More to come.

-Zapruder

3 comments:

  1. Holy crap. That must have been one hell of an experience. Did you catch the grin on his face though?

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  2. I'd like to meet this grinning man. I think he's there to dig up some stuff he lost a long time ago. Maybe he can tell me about the bell found in a lump of coal in Mass.

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  3. One more mysterious being to add to the list my paranormal team(don't have one right now but I'm working on it) is going to be hunting for!

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