Moo

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interupting Cow
Interupting C-
MOO!

Poured out rectum, bottom lip and reproductive organs removed, eyes bulging, and no blood was spilled.


What am i talking about? The beyond surgical mutilations of cattle in the american south west.





Sightings of flying saucers abound.





Most believe these were signs of Aliens harvesting organs and/or performing scientific tests on cattle. Others say these were results of monsters/cryptids such as el Chupacabra or the Mothman.


Others believe these were not performed by Aliens, but by the Government, sightings of Black Helicopters as common as UFO's.



If you don't know (and thanks to the government, you probably don't), Black Helicopters are said to be covert transport for MIB, Men In Black.

Why? who knows. The Governments into some shady shit.

Abductions aren't solitarily regulated to cattle. Humans are abducted too. Travis Walton was abducted in 1978 and nobody believes him. First contact?

No, back in the 1950's "contactees" believed themselves to be visited by Aliens and campaigned for disarmament, sure, it sounds like the plot of "The Day The Earth Stood Still" but that's just more Government sponsored Hollywood mis information propaganda. It's all one big lie. THAT'S the truth. Everything is a lie.
Believe what you want to believe.

-Zapruder