Friday, May 29, 2009

BOO!

Ghosts, angels, monsters in the dark, the mothman, heck, all the way back to springheeled jack. Anyone take a guess as to what these things are?


I have many theories, and if you've read the post below, you'll know what they are

lets go to the first and most recent event:


In 1994 a girl named Chelsea Banton was born five weeks premature, everyone thought she'd be dead within days, well she's still alive but is this why...

Two year laters Chelsea was admitted to hospital with severe pneumonia, she was being kept alive by a machine. However, one nurse looked at the monitor which showed the outside of Chelsea's room, this is what she saw




The nurse said it was an angel.

Less than a month later, Chelsea was taken off life support, kipper as ever. She is now 15.


So, Angel? Godly interference? Well yes and no.


My theory is this, This Chelsea girl is of vital importance to the future, for some reason or another. And If the Devil had his way and let her die, the world would be all the worse. However, someone or something from the future sent someone back to revive the ailing girl. Because they travel in time, they would only appear for mere moments and then dissapear after their job is done.

Sounds a little terminator 2 i know, but it's true. Ghosts, Angels, etc any paranormal ethereal being is almost definately a highly advanced time traveller. But are they being sent by the forces of good or evil? who knows.


I believe that there are the good and the evil


good: angels and some ghosts, beings that have travelled through time to prevent a tragedy or make sure one happens.


Then there are the agent of evil

The malicious ones that cause only harm


What about the famous ones you ask? like mothman? well, i'm not sure.

Demonic in appearance, demonic in nature?
The mothman is one of many "Observers" but more on those in a later date.
It does not interfere unless pressing circumstances force it to act but otherwise it stays back and watches, reports.
And what of Springheeled jack? the humanoid figure from the 1800's who is said to wear a strange outfit, can shoot fire and can jump inhuman distances. Hmmm... now what does that sound like to you? OH YEAH. TIME TRAVELLER. im guessing a rogue time traveller who travelled back in time to get his jollys off on the young girls he is said to have terrorised. All the reported items tend to point to new technology, laser beams, jetpacks who knows for sure. But it's all the more evidence. If a rogue got his hands on time travel technology then it must exist.
GHOSTS
Now onto ghosts. But are they really ghosts? ofcourse not. They're time travellers i tell you. Perhaps the most advanced of all. They can appear and dissapear within seconds, just like angels and they have multiple forms of communication.
Many devices have been made and utilised to track ghosts, but these all aren't intended for ghosts specifically, they detect electronic anomalies, temperature fluctuations, magnetic fields and many other modern things. Time travel could create these strange readings. Some ghosts i don't believe are full humans that have travelled back in time but rather a mind was sent back in time.
Perhaps to scout?
EVP's
Every competent truth seeker should know about paranormal voices heard on electronic voice recorders, when you leave a recorder going in a silent room where you believe there could be paranormal activity, upon playback you might hear otherworldy voices. These are EVP's or Electronic Voice Phenomena.
This is the futures way of communicating with us, think about it. The future of communication is through digital waves in the air, mobile phones. So it's only natural that in the future they would attempt to call the past. Thats right, and the voice recorders pick up what theyre trying to say. Now obviously they aren't crystal clear because we don't have the technology to decipher the code but everynow and then we can hear words...words from the future.
listen to some
But what does all this time travel stuff mean!?
i will tell you next week
for now, stay safe
-Zapruder

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

OOPS!

Time travel may seem like a fabrication of the science fiction but really, its happening, even as we speak. The evidence has been around since early times, OOPArt or Out Of Place Artifacts are objects from the past that are seemingly out of place, anachronistic items.
For example:






This is the "Baghdad Battery", one of three terracotta jars that housed electric currents through relatively modern techniques. Whats most special about these jars is that they predate the invention of the electric cell in 1800 by millenia.


















These two objects are the Eiserne Mann (Iron Man) and the Wolfsegg Iron (Salzburg Cube) respectively. Sure they seem like bits of metal, but these objects would not have been able to be made with then modern techniques.


The truth? The Iron mand and the Salzburg cube are objects sent back in time.


Time travel is a rather simple technique when you think about it. Gravity distorts time. The higher the gravity, the slower time passes within that gravitational field. Within the gravitational field, everything on the outside would look like it passes in an instant. If you were to be within an extremely dense gravitational field, time around yourself would flash by whilst time for you would pass by normally until you leave the field. Thereby travelling into the future. The only problem is that you would be crushed by the gravity, but thats simple, all you need is some dark energy or anti gravity.


So if you can so easily travel into the future, it is sensible to assume you can travel into the past. TRUE however, it is far more difficult. One would have to create a wormhole or REVERSE gravity. This is the process that has created these OOPArt's. The Iron man and the cube are what i beleive to be computers or electrical devices, perhaps even parts of a building or time travel device crushed within itself by immense gravity whilst travelling through time.


It explains the existence of these objects. The government scientists had not yet fully worked out the complex equations that govern time travel. Thereby sending these accidents back in time.


Now onto the baghdad battery, i belive the battery is a local mans attempt to recreate a device sent back by the government, one that wasn't crushed. A successful time travel event.

And here's another.
These are rock paintings from 10, 000 BC
Look familiar? These are human subjects sent back in time, wearing some kind of protection suit and using scientific devices. The government has been keeping time travel from us for years.
Why? prepare yourselves because this is a big one.
The government, controlled by the devil is trying to change the course of history for their own gains. One theory is they are trying to kill jesus before he is born to stem the growth of any god worshipping religion.
Who knows, his plans may be grander, i don't pretend to understand the devil, i just try to tell people the truth about him (or them).
watch your back
-Zapruder

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

a room with a view

My mission to reveal the truth has led me here, a dank dark room in an undisclosed location. There's not a lot here but I can continue my mission and get lots of coffee, don't worry, I made a device to detect any poisons or foreign agents within the coffee so I am safe. I have also, thanks to a friend, gotten myself some serious protection.
I have created by REAL faraday cage which should keep the g-men off my back for at least a short while. Enough time for me to publish some of things people need to know about.

Whilst my research continues, I am finding more and more distressing information. My sources have confirmed most. When a friend of mine returned to my now abandoned home, he reported that everything was tossed and turned, with the distinct smell of sulfur in the air, hastily masked by some sort of air freshener all my salt containers (and trust me i have many) were missing and all my previous research was missing. I have not heard from my dear friend since, I fear the worst.

Things are getting serious, but you, the informed public must know the truth. Prepare yourselves, more reports to come.

Salt is salvation

-Zapruder

Sunday, May 10, 2009

more truth to come

mothman, bigfoot, ghosts... umm springheeled jack, the real kennedy assassination, and GOD, just incase the government gets to me before i can publish my reports

stay vigilant

-Zapruder

Up Yours G-men

The governments been tracking my movement and activities, i don't know when they'll strike.
Theyre trying to cover up anything abnormal.
BUT WHY?!
I'll tell you why, the government covers up all this evil because THEY ARE EVIL!

I've said it before and i'll say it again, the devils greatest trick was convincing the world he doesnt exist, same thing with the Goverment, except ofcourse, the government isn't as good as the real devil...
or maybe the devil is trying to trick us again, up your g-men, up yours

if you see any men in black, or black men, or black men in black (just kidding) run like hell, or follow them, up to you

men in black are evil government drones, except the movies, theyre hilarious


http://jcr.chu.cam.ac.uk/ents/index.php?paged=2

again, up yours, g-men

-Zapruder

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

On The Road Again

Crap, i've just spent the last few days on the run from G-men. They found my base of operations and they raided it, thankfully I set an electrical diffuser trap thanks to my friend in jersey.

However, i do fear the government has struck back. They've infected me with a virus, not unlike the poisonings perpertrated by the government on ukrainian agents.

I've contacted by friend who's working on a device to counteract the poison.

More to come

-Zapruder