Tuesday, June 9, 2009
FUCK!
i'm sorry friends but this will be my last post on this blog, you'll have to find info on bigfoot elsewhere but let's just say, look in your backyard.
anyway, seek the truth friends, it's up to you now, if you never hear from me again, you'll know what happened. For now, goodbye, i only pray i can get away in time, now where did i leave my gun...
-Goodbye, Zapruder
fuck... i can smell sulfur...
Monday, June 8, 2009
In summary
- The devil has been around since the dark ages but it wasn't until NIXON sold his soul to the devil that the devils plans really came to fruition
- 9/11 was an attack by the devil
- heaven is in space, somewhere
- the american government was/is influenced by the devil, they tried to slow the development of interstellar travel as much as possible to stop mankind from reaching god
- i built a TRUE faraday cage to shield myself from the governments evils rays
- unexplained characters such as the grinning man or the babushka lady are observers of devils acts
- TIME TRAVEL exists, the devil may be using it for his own means, perhaps travelling back in time to assassinate mary
- time travel causes OOPArts
- EVPS or electronic voice phenomena is an advanced time travel technique, calling people in the past from the future.
- The government frequently tosses the living and working areas of truth seekers (because theyre evil) so no one place is safe for very long. When they DO search, sometimes demons come with them, leaving behind the smell of sulfur, the government usually tries to mask this with cheap air freshener
thats what you really need to know for now, until i can publish my findings in a more concise and pragmatic form.
-Zapruder
Thursday, June 4, 2009
The Truth
But so what? the devils trying to win the eternal war against the heavens, what can i do about it you ask. Simple, be good, MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. The heavens are already trying to defeat the devils forces, they take care of most of the hard stuff whilst us mere humans can only try to seek the truth and make the world a better place for everyone, to try and avert disasters like 9/11 that aid the devil. Help your fellow man.
And somewhere in there, is the truth.
Friday, May 29, 2009
BOO!
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
OOPS!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
a room with a view
I have created by REAL faraday cage which should keep the g-men off my back for at least a short while. Enough time for me to publish some of things people need to know about.
Whilst my research continues, I am finding more and more distressing information. My sources have confirmed most. When a friend of mine returned to my now abandoned home, he reported that everything was tossed and turned, with the distinct smell of sulfur in the air, hastily masked by some sort of air freshener all my salt containers (and trust me i have many) were missing and all my previous research was missing. I have not heard from my dear friend since, I fear the worst.
Things are getting serious, but you, the informed public must know the truth. Prepare yourselves, more reports to come.
Salt is salvation
-Zapruder
Sunday, May 10, 2009
more truth to come
stay vigilant
-Zapruder
Up Yours G-men
Theyre trying to cover up anything abnormal.
BUT WHY?!
I'll tell you why, the government covers up all this evil because THEY ARE EVIL!
I've said it before and i'll say it again, the devils greatest trick was convincing the world he doesnt exist, same thing with the Goverment, except ofcourse, the government isn't as good as the real devil...
or maybe the devil is trying to trick us again, up your g-men, up yours
if you see any men in black, or black men, or black men in black (just kidding) run like hell, or follow them, up to you
men in black are evil government drones, except the movies, theyre hilarious
http://jcr.chu.cam.ac.uk/ents/index.php?paged=2
again, up yours, g-men
-Zapruder
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
On The Road Again
However, i do fear the government has struck back. They've infected me with a virus, not unlike the poisonings perpertrated by the government on ukrainian agents.
I've contacted by friend who's working on a device to counteract the poison.
More to come
-Zapruder
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Jersey Devil
The jersey devil is described as well, that up there. A horse headed creature with wings and cloven hooves. Not unlike what the devil itself is meant to look like. Perhaps to investigate a being such as this we need to disect skeptically. Many "scholars" believe the jersey devil sightings amount to little more than darkness mixed with hysteria. Numerous accounts of devil sightings have been shot down and labeled as zealouts overreacting claiming it was actually an owl or this...
A hammerhead bat but I put this to those so called experts, what buisness is a tropical fruit bat doing in new jersey? and I think most people would not mistake a plain old owl for satan. So whats my opinion?
I believe the jersey devil is a corrupted creature from the netherregions of darkness acting as an omen for a greater truth to come.
Devil's messengers. Much like chupacabras (more on them later) The government knows this, deny it all they can, the truth hides from noone. During my trip to the Americas, namely Roswell I was not fortunate enough to personally encounter the jersey devil. However, a friend of mine showed me some astounding evidence
Devil's footprints.
I've touched on this earlier but it is no mere fact to be glazed over. Signs of a corporeal devil, or jersey devil.
So you tell me, how did hopping mice get onto that roof?
-Zapruder
Thursday, April 23, 2009
The Grinning Man
The Grinning man is the name given to mysterious men who appear usually around the times of UFO sightings, link? The grinning man is often said to be brutal, beating people up. His appearance is that of a bald, grinning face on a sparkling green suit, some reports say he wears even stranger garb with a large black waist belt.
Well that fit the description of the man I saw, I was driving at the time. On a somewhat secluded road, brush on the sides. I was listening to the radio at the time, Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey's Easy Lover. However, before the amazing chorus, the radio cut out, replaced with static. Soon afterwards, I drove past a man standing in the brush, I thought he was hitchhiking so I sped past, you know, hitchhikers=bad news. Anyway, I didn't think much of it at first but as I sped by, I noticed a green glistening so I inspected the rear view mirror. I saw the man from behind, he was bald and over 6 feet tall, wearing a sparkling green jacket, the rest was obscured by the brush.
When I arrived in town I was told by some locals I'd just missed a UFO. Many confirmed reports. This was no coincidence and things just get weirder let me tell you that.
More to come.
-Zapruder
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Return
Also was able to obtain designs for various devices for communication with other worldly beings, a neutrino field emitter, a proton disrupter array and a low dispersion carbon atomizer. The specifics I won't go in to due to sensitive information, which thanks to my new faraday cage, won't be able to be stolen
So what's a faraday cage? well due to a hand injury obtained during my trip to roswell I grow weary of typing wiki it or something, but don't be fooled, a faraday cage such as this one:
http://www.infobunker.com/HERFandEMPthreats_files/image007.jpg
yes this, something as basic as this would be easily succeptible to government super grabber technology. If you wan't the true faraday cage designs, email my friend at
$#-2--*/*#-1---+//%z6x#%@!+:~~@7 decipher that, g men!
more soon
-a very tired zapruder
Monday, April 13, 2009
Moo
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interupting Cow
Interupting C-
MOO!
Poured out rectum, bottom lip and reproductive organs removed, eyes bulging, and no blood was spilled.
What am i talking about? The beyond surgical mutilations of cattle in the american south west.
Sightings of flying saucers abound.
Most believe these were signs of Aliens harvesting organs and/or performing scientific tests on cattle. Others say these were results of monsters/cryptids such as el Chupacabra or the Mothman.
Others believe these were not performed by Aliens, but by the Government, sightings of Black Helicopters as common as UFO's.
If you don't know (and thanks to the government, you probably don't), Black Helicopters are said to be covert transport for MIB, Men In Black.
Why? who knows. The Governments into some shady shit.
Abductions aren't solitarily regulated to cattle. Humans are abducted too. Travis Walton was abducted in 1978 and nobody believes him. First contact?
No, back in the 1950's "contactees" believed themselves to be visited by Aliens and campaigned for disarmament, sure, it sounds like the plot of "The Day The Earth Stood Still" but that's just more Government sponsored Hollywood mis information propaganda. It's all one big lie. THAT'S the truth. Everything is a lie.
Believe what you want to believe.
-Zapruder
Foo fighters
Sunday, April 12, 2009
They're on to me
-Zapruder
The Devil
The devils footprints, Devil sightings and faces in fire. Those out there, especially the government would want you to think there are all machinations of disturbed minds but i assure you, the governments greatest weapon is not the nuclear bomb, but doubt.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
The Truth
yes?
no?
Well either way, you need to know the truth and I will show you it
Just pay attention
-Zapruder